{"id":41,"date":"2009-10-09T03:56:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-09T03:56:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2010-07-01T17:35:03","modified_gmt":"2010-07-01T17:35:03","slug":"macc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/musenmaker.com\/hazelong\/?p=41","title":{"rendered":"MACC"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>
\nWhat the fuck is MACC.
\nits the lamest thing I ever heard.
\nBut I am going. You should too.<\/p>\n

First of all.<\/span><\/span> Douglas Lim and me had a past together.<\/p>\n

Don’t believe?\"\"<\/a>See! I am possessively standing in RED trying to stop all this women from getting close to him while looking good. hello.<\/div>\n

2nd of all. <\/span><\/span>Kuah Jenhan is my pet. He is my flamingo. He lives under a stone. Don’t believe?<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>we happen to live under a stone.
\n
\n<\/span><\/p>\n
3rd of all<\/span><\/span>. The venue, now listen out.. its at PJLA Jaya One. and guess what. I designed their website<\/a>.\"\"<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

So tell me, how can I not go.
\nEven though I am forced to pay a fine of RM 33.88 to enter.
\nDamn.<\/p>\n

Seriousness aside, they are really terrible comedians. Here’s a joke Jenhan always say , heck I give you 2!!<\/p>\n

\n

“When you are young, your mother tell you not to make funny faces or else you will look silly. <\/span><\/span>
\nWhy you never listen to your mother?”<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

“Your mama so fat that when she wears yellow, people see her and call ‘TAXI!!!””<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

And here is my Douglas Lim’s standing up for comedy.<\/p>\n

\n

Please come and amuse yourself with their idiocy..I will be there.. if you are coming email me so we can sit together or something!<\/p>\n

PJLive Arts, Jaya One<\/span>
\nSaturday, 17 October @ 9pm
\nSunday, 18 October @ 3pm – Matinee
\nSunday, 18 October @ 9pm<\/p>\n

Saturday, 24 October @ 9pm
\nSunday, 25 October @ 3pm – Matinee
\nSunday, 25 October @ 9pm<\/p>\n

ALL SHOWS AT ONLY RM 33.88<\/p>\n

Tickets available at TICKETCHARGE (603) 2241 9999 OR visit www.ticketcharge.com.my <\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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